Have you ever wondered what makes Posh Spice look so dewy? Well, neither has Anonymous Poo. But AP was tickled when she came across this article in the Daily Mail:
"Victoria and David Beckham's secret to perfect glowing skin: Bird poo"
"Victoria, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens.
A pal told Closer magazine: 'When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.
'She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.
'She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.'"
Then again, maybe AP is just bitter because she's never had a 100 pound beauty treatment.