On the Reuters newswire today:
Stowaway Piglet Survives Loo Roll Ordeal
"A piglet nicknamed Andrex is recovering after being found in the back of a lorry full of toilet paper at a supermarket. The animal, thought to be two or three weeks old, was discovered in a delivery at a Tesco store in Ilkeston, Derbyshire.
Staff wrapped the piglet in a duvet and called the RSPCA, a Tesco spokesman said on Tuesday.
He was taken to an animal shelter in Radcliffe-on-Trent, outside Nottingham, suffering from cuts and bruises to his snout."
Clearly the TP wasn't Charmin, otherwise he wouldn't have suffered cuts and bruises to his snout.Piglets! TP! A piglet joyride in a lorry! Really, does the news get any better than this?
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