Tea for Poo

Who are those delicate, ladylike women giggling in the corner of a cafe, sipping their tea? Why, it's Anonymous Poo and her friend Pants.

And what are they talking about? Duh. They're talking about poo. Actually, they're not just talking. They're playing a game of poo one-upmanship.

Let's listen in on their conversation.

AP: I swear, I lost four pounds this morning.

Pants: Oh yeah? Mine was green from all the spinach I ate yesterday.

AP: Whatever. Mine was sticking up out of the toilet water.

Pants: That's just because you have one of those water-saving, low-flush toilets.

AP: Don't hate just because you're jealous.

Pants: Fwah. Not jealous. Mine came out in one piece. It was so perfect that I wanted to put it in a stroller and and push it around the neighborhood.

Pants won.

Image from Table and Home.