Love

Anonymous Poo is in love... with the Caroma Sydney dual flush toilet.

While the statement above may sound like hyperbole, rest assured that it is not an exaggeration.

You see, AP is also very concerned about the environment. Growing up in California, she has lived with droughts and water rationing. So a toilet that has two flush settings - a full flush (for "solids") and a half flush (for "liquids") - appeals to her green side.

Plus, according to its manufacturers, the Sydney is "virtually unblockable."

Really, what's not to love?

Image from Caroma

Well, duh.

Urban Outfitters is selling a brand of toilet paper called Shitbegone. Anonymous Poo wonders how this TP is different from, say, Charmin. Actually, the site states that the TP is recycled. Anonymous Poo would take cushy, Quilted Northern over crunchy-granola-with-an-ironic-twist Shitbegone any day.

Two rolls of Shitbegone cost $4. Perhaps we're paying a premium for the clever but obvious product name. If you asked Anonymous Poo, she'd tell you this is a waste (no pun intended) of money. Once the product is removed from its packaging, no one will ever know that the TP touching their arse is an overpriced novelty item from Urban Outfitters.

Instead, they'll just make fun of you behind your back for stealing the cheap, scratchy TP from your office restroom.

Toilet Tattoos

Anonymous Poo has always dismissed fuzzy toilet lid covers as too spinsterish. They're on her "not" list, alongside puffy vinyl toilet seats, carpeting in bathrooms, and the blue stuff that disinfects toilets each time you flush.

AP is not sure how she feel about these toilet seat tattoos. They might work with an ironic, hipster decor. Might.

But maybe AP is being too harsh. Perhaps the duckies below would inspire her to lower the lid.




Though wouldn't this toilet seat encourage one's child to pee on top of the toilet, rather than in it?


AP thinks she'll stick with a naked toilet seat lid for now. She'll spend the money she saves on designer toilet paper instead.

Toilet Paper Foam

Toilet paper is one of the 20th century's great inventions. Aaah! plans to top that with its introduction of toilet paper foam.

Simply apply Aaah ! foam to your TP prior to wiping. It wipes away dry so you're not left feeling wet or sticky - just incredibly fresh and clean.

What a nice way to finish to one of your favorite activities!

Toilet for Two

As featured on Apartment Therapy today - the toilet that brings couples even closer together!

"The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station."

Poo for two, plus a TV and iPod docking station? Sign me up!