Porcelain Book Club Update 12/19

Sorry for the long absence. It's certainly not due to any problems on S's end - he's made good progress on "The Magus" and is now on page 600.

A discussion point:

"The mystery woven in this story works because of a very clever and well writ factor - that the main character is skeptical of the web woven around him even before the reader, thus precluding our disbelief and also having us continually want to follow the character because he's always one very short step ahead of us. It gives you no real chance to think laterally since you're always just about to catch up with the character himself, who is kept off balance by the this other character, the weaver of the web of lies."

Deep. Talk amongst yourselves.

Porcelain Book Club Update 12/4

S is on page 133. Not bad progress. S must be getting lots of fiber.

Deep thoughts and discussion questions to emerge soon.

Ew.

Two Girls, One Cup

Anonymous Poo finally watched "Two Girls, One Cup." If you would like to see this video, you'll have to google it as I will not be posting a link.

All I can say is that poo is meant to be flushed, not eaten.

That's all.

The Cosby Kids

Today's euphemism:

"Drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."

For example, "I'll help you hang the Christmas lights, but first I have to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."

Happy Friday!

Toilet for Two

As featured on Apartment Therapy today - the toilet that brings couples even closer together!

"The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station."

Poo for two, plus a TV and iPod docking station? Sign me up!

Grow a Tail

Today's poo euphemism (provided by my brother, Brother Poo) is:

"Grow a tail"

As in "I can't possibly fit any more turkey or stuffing into my stomach until I grow a tail."

Happy Thanksgiving, friends! Tails for everyone!

Update - Porcelain Book Club

S is on page 56 today. I'm glad he's found the time to read 35 pages since yesterday's update.

I'm sure some deep discussion questions will follow soon.