Everyone poops

Often, when Anonymous Poo is in a multi-stall public restroom and can hear the woman in the stall next to her straining not to poo, she wants to yell out, "Good lord, just let it out! It's nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone poos!"

So, AP was delighted when she discovered Everyone Poops on her friend's son's bookshelf. She believes that all children should receive a copy of this book before they can even read. Kids need to learn that there's nothing shameful about appropriately-placed poo so that they don't grow up to be stuffed-up grownups ashamed of a public loo poo.

Anonymous Poo is even contemplating depositing a few copies in her office ladies' room, much like the missionary Gideons and their ubiquitous Bibles.

Sprinkle Brigade

Anonymous Poo's friend tells her that there's a guy in her neighborhood who sticks photographs of Dick Cheney in piles of sidewalk dog poo. While AP believes that dog owners should be good citizens and pick up after their pooches, she must admit that leftover poo is as good a place to slap a political statement as any.

For those of you who don't want to mix your poo with politics, but still want to celebrate the beauty of "poop trouve", there's Sprinkle Brigade.


Sprinkle Brigade patrols the streets of New York in search of doggie dung to poke, prop and photograph. This is alchemy of the highest order - transforming ordinary poo into brilliant works of art, and hilariously naming them with clever titles. Holy crap!

Holy crap, indeed.

What is your poo trying to say?

According to the publishers, this book is "A tell-all tribute that demystifies the digestive tract, once and for all. Complete with trivia, case histories and yes, illustrations."


Who hasn't experienced D.A.D.S.?


Finally - a book for you and me! It's even co-written by a doctor, so you know it's not completely lowbrow. What's Your Poo Telling You? is available at Urban Outfitters.