Urban Outfitters is selling a brand of toilet paper called Shitbegone. Anonymous Poo wonders how this TP is different from, say, Charmin. Actually, the site states that the TP is recycled. Anonymous Poo would take cushy, Quilted Northern over crunchy-granola-with-an-ironic-twist Shitbegone any day.
Two rolls of Shitbegone cost $4. Perhaps we're paying a premium for the clever but obvious product name. If you asked Anonymous Poo, she'd tell you this is a waste (no pun intended) of money. Once the product is removed from its packaging, no one will ever know that the TP touching their arse is an overpriced novelty item from Urban Outfitters.
Instead, they'll just make fun of you behind your back for stealing the cheap, scratchy TP from your office restroom.
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